help

we know you need it, why do you think i was writing this?

"help im so gay i cant breath" "help me im depressed...dude jerry its not a joke-"

by help_imgay May 24, 2021

Help

Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary

Help! I need somebody!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

help

Noun: Synonymn for money.
Verb: to give money

Noun: I need help because I am broke!
Verb: I helped the poor.

by Chase November 7, 2003

the help

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton

Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)

by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008

help

day 375 and i'm still here please send help i am on meth

im trapped i need help

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Help

Help is something I need or you need 911 simple.

"Help":Someone has stolen my purse.

by Reeee I take you momma January 20, 2020

Help

Something all of us need but none of us are actually brave enough to ask for it, let alone admit we need it.

I don’t need help!!! This is just confusing and frustrating!!

by Howler~ February 14, 2019