"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee
will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly
idk.
idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the
water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save
water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to
poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."
-The Hemi