Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface May 31, 2003

Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 2, 2008

Peeled hams

The act of pulling buttocks cheeks for various acts, such as defecating, anal penetration or voyeurism. Term coined in 2021 by Roger Verdon

He squated down, peeled hams and poo'd on the floor

by ROGIEV March 11, 2022

2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 6, 2007

splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006

steamed hams

Albany, NY slang for grilled hamburgers

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
- Yes! It's a regional dialect!

by lovkal April 13, 2020