welching

to not be serious or to be joking

Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING”
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”

by AGhgHhHa January 13, 2020

Geeching

The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.

I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp

by SouthernSoldier February 17, 2022

welching

to get a pack of welch's gummies, and to mush it until in a gooey state

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: What the fuck, I'm welching in here!

by Klydercal February 17, 2024

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024

Grenching

When you are in a prolonged state of edging that you begin to excrete semen from all of your orifices uncontrollably.

Person 1: bro my friend was grenching in the back of class and soaked everyone around him in nut!
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class

by RaidersNEaglesFan March 16, 2024

geltching

To tie heavy and often painful amounts of weights to ones genitals stretching out the genitals to make them longer and more appealing commonly found in men but can appeal to women as well.

Dave prefers geltching over other forms of looksmaxing

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out

I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.

by Welcher69 March 24, 2024