Guilderland

Extremely Dangerous Place.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.

word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.

G-ay
U-turn
I-mplants
L-ozer see Lozer
D-ance
E-unuch
R-espiratory illnes
L-ungs
A-nd 1
N-ub
D-ude

by Lloyd Bank$ NY Guilderland May 3, 2005

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org

Bullying is not Okay!

by max November 5, 2004

Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.

Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz

by Hildy November 18, 2003

Gilded Cunt

a euphemism for saying a woman is on her period.

She is suffering from gilded cunt.

by Enohp May 18, 2009

Guided Entry

When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.

Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.

Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"

Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"

by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020

Guided

To know your destination or to know your Direction

Damn that nigga guided Damn am guided.

by Guided.com February 13, 2022