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Guessimate

To guess on every problem and only get 10% wrong.
Prologue - The only Greek member of the computer science community strolls into the class 7 minutes after the exam started. His shirt is torn, hanging loosely from one shoulder. Throw-up covers his slacks, to the knee-high region. With blood-shot eyes he slumbers down into the chair next to me. Letting out a long provocative groan, he begins his exam. After leaving the exam, this was my conversation

Dude - "Richie, how did you do on that exam?"

Richie - "Bruh, I guessed on every question."

Dude - "But didn't you get only 10% wrong?"

Richie - "Ya bruh, I guessimated that exam."

FYI Richie is the Greek Student
by Comp Sci Stranger November 6, 2010
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guesstimate

A combination of Guessing and Estimating you find the guesstimate by:
1. Guess
2. Estimate
3. Find the difference between the two.
4. Add them up
5. Divide by two
6. Plus 17
7. Subtract two
ALL DONE
YAY! I solved the problem by using the Guesstimate Strategy!
by Grace October 9, 2003
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Gaystimate

"How gay do you think that guy is?"

"Pretty gay, by my gaystimate"
by yricardo January 27, 2010
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geustimate

its a cross between geuss and estimate, for all those times you really have no idea of the outcome of a situation. an estimated geuss :D
"i would geustimate that in this situation it will work!!
by ^<(jamie)>^ August 6, 2006
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Guesstimate

A word used by Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
A guess and an estimate.
"My guesstimate would be that you'd make 100 million $ after the first suscription..."
by ;angeeel. April 20, 2009
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Guesstimate

To guess instead of actually using any proper way of estimating, therefore using less effort than estimating
It said to estimate in the math question, but I CBF so I guesstimated
by Lissalicious October 18, 2008
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Guesstimate

Teacher: Billy, what do you think will happen to the vinegar when we put in salt? Please do NOT guesstimate.
Billy: It will turn into a dog
by iluvtrolling76 February 26, 2019
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