A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?
Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?
Matthew: No, she hit me.
Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?
Matthew: No, she hit me.
by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010
Get the Guess What's On My Shoulder? mug.This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".
John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much
by jrod-knows January 20, 2012
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The source of laughter everywhere. it makes people have fun, and kids get their daily dose of laughter. its completely predictable... but oh so funny!!! : D
by ladygaga1234 November 26, 2009
Get the Guess what chicken butt mug.Guess Her Muff is an adult Not Safe For Work blog showcasing amateur photos of clothed and nude women.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.
A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Visitors to the blog are invited to guess whether a clothed woman has shaved, trimmed, or completely left untouched the pubic hair surrounding her vagina. Below the clothed photo is a link to a nude or partially nude photo of what is supposed to be the same woman. Sometimes however the nude photo is merely of a woman who looks similar to the woman in the clothed photo.
A website displaying nude (sometimes disturbing and disgusting) photos of average, often drunk or high, women both young and old.
Man: Hey dude ever wondered what that librarian looks like naked?
Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!
Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.
Dude: Man she looks....gulp...
Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!
Dude: BLAHHHHHH!
Dude: Yeah man! I bet she's smoking hot!
Man: She's on Guess Her Muff dude. Here take a look.
Dude: Man she looks....gulp...
Man: NO DUDE, NOT ON MY LAPTOP!
Dude: BLAHHHHHH!
by Disturbed Viewer August 28, 2011
Get the Guess Her Muff mug.when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.
Lafwiquaonda: (damn lafonda tyrone, Kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends dick!"
by Gilby GG September 1, 2008
Get the guess who mug.A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.
Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."
by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010
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