griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

chris griffin

chris griffin= fat, dumb and blond

Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*

by digity cat August 3, 2007

groffings

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.

Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!

by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Gryffindor

Founded by Godric Gryffindor

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the bravest and true students.

Their mascot is the lion.

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)

by Hydeing September 3, 2004

Peter Griffin

The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”

Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh

by MUGlol69 September 30, 2021

Gryffinpuff

Someone who displays both Gryffindore and Hufflepuff characteristics. Is brave and kind, friendly and courageous.

He's such a Gryffinpuff!

by QuiteSimply March 8, 2011

Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.

They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!

by LordRemus November 1, 2004