The act of representing yourself in a misleading way, on-line, for the purpose of securing a date with a person older than you.
In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
Reverse Grooming in action:
“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”
Becomes:
“Rachel,
My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”
Becomes:
“Rachel,
My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
by Tom_135 May 26, 2011
Get the Reverse Grooming mug.To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009
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My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!
by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 11, 2006
Get the Grooming the Wookie mug.Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
Get the Grooming the Great Dane mug.When you are really high on drugs and you start moving in strange, uncontrollable ways sort of like a wet noodle. It is a type of dance where you twitch uncontrollably. The person noodle grooving loses complete control of their body.
ex: Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.
ex: Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.
by hav February 3, 2013
Get the noodle grooving mug.Grooving or to Groove was an early Black expression for good sex or having sex.
Grooving or Groovy is now used to express a good feeling.
Lot of these expressions such as Rocking, Rolling, Rocking and Rolling, Digging, Beating it, and Creaming are just a few sexual expressions used by early jazz musicians to compliment a fellow musician.
Grooving or Groovy is now used to express a good feeling.
Lot of these expressions such as Rocking, Rolling, Rocking and Rolling, Digging, Beating it, and Creaming are just a few sexual expressions used by early jazz musicians to compliment a fellow musician.
Man I was Grooving last night! I had her climbing the walls!
Man you where Grooving on those drums last night!
I see why you are smiling; you and that girl was Grooving all night
Hey, I can’t do wrong I’m in the Groove!
Man you where Grooving on those drums last night!
I see why you are smiling; you and that girl was Grooving all night
Hey, I can’t do wrong I’m in the Groove!
by cyberanger November 16, 2006
Get the Grooving mug.1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.
2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.
3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.
3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.
2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!
3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!
3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011
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