grocery sack

when your nut sack is extremely long and hangs very low, looking like a grocery bag

Tommie: bro my nut sack was hanging out of my shorts in Spanish class
Alex: how the fuck does your sack hang out of your shorts?
Tommie: i got a grocery sack dude

by TommieO July 25, 2015

grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF December 28, 2007

dropping the groceries

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

bad groceries

When a girl has something nasty brewing in her vagina (like an STD).

You definitley don't want to have sex with that chick. She's got some bad groceries...

by R.T. Briggs April 29, 2007

eat the booty like groceries

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

Grocery Bag

When something during a conversation doesnt make sense, you randomly say grocery bag.
From the song bedrock

i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag

by Thisoneasiankid January 3, 2010

grocery money

a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.

"That punk ass ain't bringin' in the bacon, he's just grocery money!"

by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009