gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

gristle gut

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

by hugedumps October 9, 2005

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

gristle

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

by scenedad August 1, 2008

throbbing gristle

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

by Rex Havoc April 20, 2007