Gremlins

Children, who for some reason, have parents that can't give them enough attention. If you are kind to them, they'll come to your home, eat all your food, fuck up your property, test your sanity then go home pouting when you finally insist. Their parents are none the wiser. These kids usually tell really bad lies.

"There are some people I'd like to have over, but their kids are gremlins. It's not worth the headache."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

gremlins

you can see gremlins if you are in a bathtub in the Mystical Thatched House of Pube, near the evil elf forest of Pubical features. Gremlins can sometimes be helpful, sometimes they can be spiteful if you have been smoking too much pot. if you are ever poked by a gremlin's magical nightstick, get yourself to a cupboard as fast as you can and listen to banana phone for ten hours.

'i'm a happy gremlin in the bathtub of glee'
'we gremlins shall save you from the evil elves in the Pubical Forest'

by ginger_licker December 28, 2005

Gremlins 2

The base unit used to define how much a movie Down syndrome monkey tits

THAT MOVIE WAS GREMLINS 2. IT SUCKED MONKEY TITS

by TaftWasFat December 9, 2016

porn gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by Nucka Mo fuh kah majucka January 11, 2009

gremlins

particals of tissue paper left behind after wiping hairy anal regions

When he bent over I saw the gremlins in his crack

by taterxwedge75 December 20, 2014

greenliness

Personal commitment to ecological consciousness. The act of being continually aware of the environment, and impact of our actions upon it. Characteristic of someone who is committed to "being green".

Jacob's attention to greenliness can't be missed; everything in his apartment is recycled.

by Go Green 24 July 13, 2010

Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Snow white gets taped in her sleep

Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Is a good porno

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020