gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

gomer

An old person that takes up room in the hospital and doesn't have the common decency to die.

Definition taken from an episode of Scrubs.

Dr. Cox: Oh! Looky here! Tell me sir, what is it that brings Dr. Dorians favorite gomer back to the hospital?
Gomer: Pickles!

by Gidgidonihah November 13, 2006

Goomers

Psychedelic mushrooms

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.

by JohanLix August 17, 2014

goomer

Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming

Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.

by Selym Wow September 27, 2020

Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007

Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 29, 2020