garth algar

One of the lead characters in one of film's proudest moments, Wayne's World. And also appearing in the slightly less proud moment, Wayne's World 2.

Dana Carvey played Garth in both the two movies and the Saturday Night Live skits which launched them. He's a pretty radical dude with long hair, sick shades, and can headbang like no other. Idol to some, but hero to all.

"Man, let's go have premarital sex and snort coke!"
"Wait... what would Garth Algar do?"
*thinks profoundly*

by Nathan Clark Miller May 22, 2007

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015

Girthgasm

When a woman or gay man has an orgasm primarily due to the girth or the thickness of the penis they're being fucked with filling up their pussy or booty walls and making them feel so full, leading some women to squirt over and over again.

Nicole: Oh my God, it's so good, wow, I feel so full, right there, right there

Shane Diesel: Yeah cum for daddy slut, cum on this fat cock, have a girthgasm and go home and tell your husband, Myers, all about it

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo August 15, 2016

Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.

A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!

by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019

Logan garth

A dumbass from Melbourne

Oh he/she is such a logan garth

by Englash professor October 28, 2018

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

gorch

Unsightly skin conditon known to plague Klingon teenagers.

Duras suffered greatly from the gorch during his formative years.

by Erin Mullally January 16, 2010