Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010

dirty gorman

When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.

I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)

by crazy employee February 13, 2008

gormy

Bitchy, in a scary way.

You know how gormy she is.

by realest tho. May 12, 2016

Bishop gorman lacrosse

A team with skill but cant seem to win in the end.

wow,Bishop Gorman Lacrosse has the lead at half but let the other team come back in the end and win yet again.

by Aiden Keith March 13, 2009

Gormajack

MASSIVE NORWEGIAN ARSE HOLE.

Extremely whiney, and homo-sensual.
Often racist.

Gormajack: Heeeeeelp meeeeeee.
Everyone else: NO!
Gormajack: Cunts!

by Heso July 4, 2012

gormally

It is when a gay man or a women rub there penis or vagina with another mans penis or vagina and is often very stupid.

Hey chuck why dont you gormally that bitch you fag!

by Chuck WIii December 29, 2007

gorjay

Metrosexually gorgeous guy, in a heterosexual manner. Sometimes mistakenly considered as gay, but actually straight to the core. If the guy is actually gay, he's the opposite of gorjay, which is, astray.

Girl:
OMG, look at that guy in the corner, he is sooo gorjay. Am gonna give him a hey.
Hey Gorjay, you ain't no gay are ya?

Presummably Gorjay Guy:
As the matter of fact, I am gay.

Girl:
Ah, than you are astray. Hurry baaack. Am waitin' at table seven.

by supergodelajoboabo February 25, 2015