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cheesy gordita 

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.
Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.
cheesy gordita by Alex January 29, 2006
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.
Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Renob69 January 18, 2010
Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.
latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
gordita by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010
one of the tacos in the taco bell menu.
damn this is one good gordita, what you get the beef or chicken one?
gordita by c v.2 | mikky mouz August 1, 2005
Pronounced (gree tail)

A detail that only a girl would ever remember. Generally this is something that a girl remembers when a male and female are in a relationship.
Boyfriend: Do you remember the first time we danced five years ago?

Girlfriend: Yes, you loved how my toenails matched my dress.

Boyfriend: *thinks to self: toenail color? What a gritail.*
Gritail by Chriswashere December 20, 2008

Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.
Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.
Nut-garita by spiders&socks November 28, 2021