a female from kitsap county who subjects herself to a form of prostitution at a place of business in gorst, such as natte latte, toys topless, or espresso gone wild. the specimen is likely a crackhead from either gorst or bremerton.

see also bemerlo
sailor: lets go pay the gorstadons a visit at toys topless.
by ahigherpower May 31, 2011
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