Granite Theft Auto 

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

Granite Theft Auto by J J Ellison March 6, 2009

Granite Bones 

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands

Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing

Granite Bones by HumBabe March 6, 2005

gurgamite 

a gurgamite is someone who can only smacktalk over an electronic devive for example cell phone, facebook, myspace, cod mw2 etc.

i was on facebook lastnight and this gurgamite had the balls to dis me on my profile page.

gurgamite by the greatest most unstopable May 7, 2010

gorgania 

Country that promises safety in home country. Land. And WAR. National bird is the ostrich. The plant is the red wood. The animal is the honey badger(because honey badgers don't care). Our flower is a rose. Our independents day is February 18.

Did you hear Gorgania just conquered that weirdo Duck shaped country that Trinitys in charge of.

gorgania by Roy Rathbun May 19, 2017

graniteville sc

A small town that was based on mill work in the 1900's and so forth . But on jan 6 a train wreak that cost the lives of a 9 people and cause this small little town to change forever . For a town that use to thrive is now 2017 almost like a ghost town trying to valid it's way back up with the help of a new business called reclaim

The town of graniteville sc is my home town

graniteville sc by Mharris July 14, 2017

Gorgantic 

(huge) (giant) (large)

Wow that is a gorgantic pancake.

Gorgantic by Above average size May 6, 2020

Granite Oaks Middle School 

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough

Granite Oaks Middle School

sucks ass

Granite Oaks Middle School by Splez December 28, 2021