mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.

Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.

by Matreshk July 27, 2005

Gorbachofft

another word meaning meth

lets go do some gorbachofft and get really fucked up dawg

by Bob Sievert November 18, 2004

Gorbachev

To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.

"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."

by French Dip April 8, 2008

gorgash remington

The funkiest zombie in the world, created by me, soon to star in a series of flash animations.

Gorgash remington enjoys listening to music,eating brains and fireing off uzi rounds for no apparent reason!?!

by Gorgash remington's creator September 5, 2008