Gorbash 

Also known as The Great Gorbash, Gorbash was a dwarf who saved millions due to his heroic actions in the battle of Korth. He sacrificed himself so many could live.

In the battle of Korth, when asked what to do next, Gorbash heroicly stabbed himself in the face. Whilst bleeding over his screaming friends, his last words were: "I have died the death of a salesman!". His body was thrown in a ditch, and later eaten by rats.

Gorbash by Sweetshorts the Third January 29, 2008

Gunk Gorbachev 

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

Gunk Gorbachev by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Bloody Gorbachev 

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

Bloody Gorbachev by BenKerr October 17, 2003

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

gorbasm by John Smith October 14, 2004

Gorbachev 

Mikhail Gorbachev was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1985 to 1991. As General Secretary, he introduced wide-ranging reforms (glasnost and perestroika) which inadvertantly caused the collapse of communism in the USSR and Eastern Europe. Gorbachev resigned when the USSR was officially dissolved in late 1991.

"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together." - Margaret Thatcher

Gorbachev by scenester December 25, 2005

Gorbachev 

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

Gorbachev by starky August 18, 2008

gorbashit 

That asshole who ruined your sexy classless society.

Na dude USSR fell cause of Gorbashit.

gorbashit by Soviet_Union June 17, 2014