gooner

Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.

The Gooners just beat the Yid scum to 4th in the premiership and stle their Champions League place.

Damn it those Gooners have beaten those Liverpool scouse scum shealsuit wearing theiving bastards 3-1 and 6-3 in the space of 4 days.

by Die Hard Gooner January 16, 2007

goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.

did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!

by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011

gooners

a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney

"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"

by Leeko22 August 29, 2006

googerflap

its the vibration when you hit a fatt persons stomach

*that guys so fatt when you hit his stomach it does a "googerflap" for an hour*

by da forgotten June 12, 2011

Googerum

A female adolescent with a remarkable ability to breath oxygen and have skin; A crab with the body of a human and the head of a human and the personality of a human.

OMG, Taylor is such a Googerum! she's breaths air sooo well!

by Goobgeer January 12, 2022

Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments

A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.

by aw847 May 8, 2016