Googlenesia

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

by Clavenson June 6, 2018

Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.

After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.

by NullReference February 16, 2010

Googlefear

The fear you get just before you hit the search button after typing search terms which will most likely return NSFW results.

He felt the Googlefear after typing "inflatable friend" in to the search box.

by Pinmike April 21, 2015

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008

googlefest

when you've heard something interesting but don't know a lot about it , you go to google, look it up, and continuously search until you are satisfied (usually the subject will not help you at all later in life) ... this is what is called a googlefest (googlefest is a copyrighted word by Roxanne Harvey 2006)

Man, yesterday i was watchin i love the 80s and there was so many cool googlefest worthy stuff... im rushing 2 my computer as soon as i get home... i seriously need to surpress my googlefesting urges right away!... i have 50 things!!!!!... freezy freakies are the shit

by *~Roxanne~* September 3, 2006

Googlearthaphobia

The irrational, intense, persistent fear of the
virtual globe program Google Earth that maps the earth by the superimposition of images obtained from satellite imagery and aerial photography.

Nooooo not Google Earth again! I suffer from Googlearthaphobia! Stop zooming into the world like that it's freakin me out!!!

by Shantal Arechederra February 5, 2008

googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.

Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.

by Babbo June 19, 2008