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googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.
After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!
googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.
yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.
googletown by rachel svelt January 18, 2008

GoogleTube 

YouTube being another casualty of Google's attempt to take over the entire internet.
I don't like the new channel layout that GoogleTube forced upon us nor do I like having to make a Google account just to join.
They might as well change YouTube to GoogleTube now that it's owned by Google and thus its bitch.
GoogleTube by Bosch December 17, 2012

googleator 

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.
"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".
googleator by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016

googlectual 

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.
Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.
googlectual by Malvale February 26, 2004

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
Googlective by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007