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goodwill dick

a.k.a. 501(c)3 dick/ass/head : a sexual favor you give to ugly mofos as a "charitable contribution", sometimes out of pity or under duress.
I am sorry, bro. You are not that cute. I have given all the goodwill dick I am allowed to give out for this year. Come back after Dec. 31st.
by afatblackdude July 13, 2012
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goodwill friends

are "friends" that you acquire while,usually intoxicated. These "friends" are usually alone at the bar, because their friends forgot they were there and you feel the need to befriend them.
Kristin "So I picked up two new friends at the bar last night. I met a girl and she followed me to the other bar where I met this guy."

Hoke " So you made Goodwill friends!?"
by Makn'Friends1Sht@aTime! August 17, 2010
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Goodwill it

Donating items you don't use or want to a Goodwill Store for resale.
I no longer wear this dress, I think I will Goodwill it.
by deLucca March 3, 2011
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GoodWill Slut

A person who always donates to Goodwill 24/7.
Preferably a do gooder.
Yo, I heard a woman named Taylor just donated 50 stuffed animals to Goodwill in 2 days!

She's definitely a Goodwill slut.
by MoldyPeanut November 25, 2016
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Goodwill baby

Some one who buys and wears cheap/trashy clothes
you're such a goodwill baby buy some nike bro
by Mason.H November 8, 2017
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Gesture of goodwill

Gesture of a good will is a term which in Russian military slang means decisive military defeat and the retreat that follows from a defeat. As admitting any sort of defeat is a taboo in Russian military one needs to use euphimisms in order to avoid admitting unpleasant facts.

Once an euphimism becomes widely mocked they switch to new ones. Later examples are "regrouping" and "withdrawal to more favorble frontiers".
Russia says pulling its forces from Ukraine’s Snake Island is a gesture of goodwill.
by TonttuT October 2, 2022
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Aniyah Goodwill

If not the best, the most loving and adorable girl living. She is never shy to step out into the face of danger to support her family or deliver her sister from her enemies. She is never afraid to stand up for her friends or give them a loving embrace. Aniyah is one of the most compassionate and innocently crafted women alive. Her innocence shines like a loving sun giving you a warm hug. She never wrongs you.
Look!! It's Aniyah Goodwill!! Haven't I heard your name before?
Man, have you heard of Aniyah Goodwill...? I heard she's gonna become famous one day!!
by hehehehaahahhaakromer November 21, 2022
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