Goober

(n) A child that is being annoying, therefore they shall be called a goober. When they don't listen or do something silly, you call them goober. A lighthearted term.

"Hey, can you pass me a chip?"
"No, they're all mine"
"You're such a goober."

by sngoob September 23, 2022

Goober

Girls named Mackenzie

Mackenzie is such a goober

by Radbray May 30, 2022

Goober

A very silly person who does very silly things.

"You're a goofy goober"

by Farser June 18, 2022

Goober

Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.

Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.

by kmill345 December 30, 2008

Goober

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.

Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."

by Kragoth December 26, 2012

Goober

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot

When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.

by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

Goober

(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober

"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno

by midgetben September 4, 2005