Goldilocking

You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.

by iplant April 6, 2005

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.

Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.

by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met

"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."

by TehYetti March 13, 2012

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

Goldilockz

When something is "just right". Perfect, Straight or on point . When nothing else needs to be added/taken away. A man/woman who is desirable or a "keeper".

"I've never met anyone like her. We hung out the whole weekend and had such a good time... Everything was goldilockzed. "

by Phill Dirt April 6, 2020

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!

by diesel2usa October 25, 2006