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Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!
Golden Doorknob by MyExRex December 31, 2009

Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.
There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’
Golden Daddy by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

golden duck

You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.

Thanks to Donkey, Chris, and Freak for coming up with this at Penn State.
Dude #1: Dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
Dude #2: Nah man, I just gave her the Golden Duck!
golden duck by D0NKEYPUNCH October 15, 2006

golden dragon 

Similar to the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's when the girl is giving you a blowjob, and you thrust her head down all the way down making her think you're about to climax, but instead you magiacally pee in her mouth and it comes squirting out her nose just like a dragon.
She didn't see it coming one bit.
golden dragon by crazy b April 15, 2005

Golden Douche 

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine
My husband gave me a golden douche
Golden Douche by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011

golden doughnut 

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole
I gave her a golden doughnut last night
golden doughnut by Mikeagod March 21, 2005