ira glasses

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.

The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).

by Yapplebee November 26, 2007

frapuccino glasses

trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.

Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?

Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.

by jate December 28, 2005

g. d. glasses

Definition: Two black eyes.

Origin:Chicago, Southside, Gangster Disciples

If that bitch keep picking with me, she'll be walking around here in some g. d. glasses.
I hit dude in his nose . Gave him some g. d. glasses.

by Chozen January 26, 2016

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

Buffs Glasses

Expensive Cartier glasses that many rappers wear. Made popular in Detroit.

“Buffed up like Debo, any nigga try to rob me he a jackass like Steve - O

“All white Buffies got the hoes wanna fuck me”!

I’m scared to wear my Buffs Glasses in Detroit.

by XzMpT September 14, 2018

Rosé tinted glasses

A phenomenon, similar to beer goggles whereby the more glasses of rosé a female consumes, the more attractive a male may appear. This then means that a beautiful woman may lower herself to a less-than-stunning bloke, should she consume enough glasses of rosé.

'Hey bro, come look at this stunning girl giving me the eye. She's obviously looking at me through rosé tinted glasses as she hasn't even noticed that I have vomit on my sweater or that my pecker is hanging out.'

by Anonymous submissions October 30, 2016

Muscles Glasses

Oh Muscles Glasses, where do we begin? He's the muscley French-Canadian guy off Epic Meal Time! That sexy man will eat anything. And I like to watch.

Me: I only watch EMT to watch Muscles Glasses eat. It's a turn on.

by lindseyyyywhatwhat August 13, 2011