go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Go the fuck away

-phrase you tell someone that's pissing you the hell off, or simply not worth your time
-gtfa

Malik Henry-Williams: "What's up man?"
Jake: "Go the fuck away."

by TheStankiest August 5, 2020

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.

Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!

by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004

Hey, come here, go away from here! (Bo'na, Lech Mi'po!)

Sounds conflicting? Maybe. But in Hebrew it has the following meaning: Bo'na (which literally translates to "come here"), is a term used to call for somebody attention. So, if you want to tell somebody to leave you alone (to go away = "Lech mi'po") ... you would say (see Example)

"Hey, come here, go away from here!"

by Mustafa Hakim September 10, 2005

go the fuck away

you tell this to someone when they're so fucking annoying

haha I have ligma

MY BOY GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU ALREADY SAID THAT LIKE A HUNNID TIMES

by Arxify January 21, 2023

Every Time You Go Away

… Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you

Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)

by Death Menace February 2, 2023