Glurching

The process of bringing a couple friends to a grave yard, digging up a corpse and laying it on a table. You then proceed to have one group member join mouths with the cadaver, while the other member finds another hole to inclose with their mouth. the third member will pile-drive their arm into the cadavers chest/stomach, causing all of the fluids and movable mass to shoot into the other members mouths’.

“yo dude, let’s go try some Glurching tonight!”

by Smply April 25, 2022

Glurding

When a black person is touching a younger white women between the ages of 15 and 20 in inappropriate areas with his penis

OMG look at George Floyd over there glurding that girl ln the playground

by Holy Cööm December 12, 2022

Glurding

When a black person is touching a younger white women between the ages of 15 and 20 in inappropriate areas with his penis

OMG look at George Floyd over there glurding that girl ln the playground

by Holy Cööm December 12, 2022

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

glurnting

Tapping one foot whilst simultaneously shaking your arms, head, buttocks, and weenie.

"This song is a banger! I'm gonna start glurnting! "
"Oh yeah dude, glurnting is my favorite past time. "

by Cuh82 February 17, 2024

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

Glurbing

To stand on a cliff and hold someone by their ballsack using your teeth.

I was Glurbing with Jeremy last week so my balls are quite sore.

by goobertigglington March 12, 2024