Death Gurgle 

The desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. This almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.

Often times the "Death Gurgler" will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that's ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.

The "gurgle" is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.

For example, the following could be a late night Death Gurgle email:

HI!! Dont really know what to say... :/ ahhh.. listen... i know you probly already have a BF but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something.... i want to talk to you...im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! Its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it... eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! I'm sorry that i fell apart on you/us! Please take care of yourself.... :)

Death Gurgle by phattim August 27, 2009

Gurgle snawf 

Penis.

DM whipped out his gurgle snawf on cam!

Gurgle snawf by Snappit August 27, 2009

gurglesmirk

The smile of someone who has successfully completed a blow job, with or without the semen still present. Alternatively, an insult for someone who performs blow jobs too willingly or, more generally, for a person, typically a man, one dislikes because he is a nuisance, a dork or a jerk: dick, cocksucker, cad, asshole, motherfucker, fag.

She looked up at me with a loving gurglesmirk.
Man, he really bugs me. He's such a gurglesmirk.

gurglesmirk by asslesschaps December 23, 2006

cum gurgler 

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

cum gurgler by tully July 14, 2004

Gurgle Horn 

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

Gurgle Horn by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

Glurkle 

The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"

Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.

Glurkle by Beauwght January 10, 2016

Purple Glurple 

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

Purple Glurple by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018