gloker

someone who glokes (hanging upside down naked by there ballsack)

Yo collingliz is such a gloker

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

by SaltySealion March 5, 2022

Pizza Gluer

Someone who blindly trusts AI, and/or uses AI in their research.

The term comes from a viral tweet/X post where a user shared that google’s AI overview of a search recommended they mix non-toxic glue into cheese sauce to help it stick to pizza.

Someone who blindly believes ai without fact-checking it would add the glue to their pizza. They’re a Pizza Gluer.

Person 1: Did you hear that this YouTuber checked their research using Gemini?
Person 2: oh, I did. He’s a total pizza gluer.

by NotroLPS August 6, 2025

The school gluer

This person has "friends" that know nothing about them but still tends to get occasionally invited to things. Their nose is always in someone's business with only the right intentions and they'll fix a persons problem then get thrown out. (Always trying to find a place to fit in)

I'm the school gluer so I'm always in a different group

by The wiser man November 18, 2019