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Gluck Charge

The act of cocking one's arm in preparation for a stab to the victim's kidney, followed up by a rapid movement of said arm into the direct vicinity of the target's renal area, without physical contact. Often confused with a kidney stab, the Gluck Charge is a harmless method of causing a target to flinch.
Josh Gluck Charged me in the hallway yesterday, and I felt threatened.
Gluck Charge by rofltiks November 24, 2009
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The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.
Chris gave mihali the ‘Gluck’ treatment.
Gluck by Kotakako February 17, 2020
To give head or felatio on a level above the power level of 3,000. Often the double twist hyucki is involved and will cause most males to ejaculate rapidly.
Stacy gave the best Gluck last night.” “Wow her Gluck level is on 9,000 she made me cum in ten minutes.”
Gluck by TheTraeTaylor May 14, 2018
The act of having an urge to use your mouth in diverse ways that are not sexual (ex: licking), mostly used as irony and for obviously satiric attraction to fictional characters
Guy 1: I wanna gluck Greg from Ratatoing.
Guy 2:Nice, I respect your glucking taste.
Gluck by Glucky Glucky boy October 11, 2022

gluck and fuck 

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh
Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.
Contraction for "good luck". Frequently used in the context of AIM for convenience.
"Hey, gluck on ur exam tomorrow."
gluck by Ptiger08 April 18, 2006
When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)
Gluck in your theatre performance mate!
Gluck by Mycelium28 October 28, 2017