1. A name given to two species of grouse in which the male has spiky tail and olive-green air sacs, more like man boobs.
The males, the sage cocks, compete with each other by showing off their moobs, to the amazement of the female sage grouse. The females are picky about whose moobs are best, and usually only the fittest, most dominant male is successful.
2. Someone who thrusts their arms and moobs in a similar manner to a sage grouse, in hopes of attracting lots of women. It turns out to be ineffective compared to the birds.
The males, the sage cocks, compete with each other by showing off their moobs, to the amazement of the female sage grouse. The females are picky about whose moobs are best, and usually only the fittest, most dominant male is successful.
2. Someone who thrusts their arms and moobs in a similar manner to a sage grouse, in hopes of attracting lots of women. It turns out to be ineffective compared to the birds.
1. "Yo check out this video on YouTube it's a bird with man boobs, the sage grouse!"
Female sage grouse: "Oh wow, look at his spiky tail and moobs, it's so hot!"
2. "Stop showing your moobs, you sage grouse! You won't get any girls!"
Female sage grouse: "Oh wow, look at his spiky tail and moobs, it's so hot!"
2. "Stop showing your moobs, you sage grouse! You won't get any girls!"
by FYLegend May 6, 2011
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CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.
CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.
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A place where all the students and even the teachers are on drugs. Most of the people in the school have no teeth, are pregnant and majority of the kids smell like cat piss. Where you get no education and bitched at by every teacher you see. Not only are the students that attend that school strange and obnoxious, they also think it's cool to give their group of friends a really stupid specific name. For example "The Goons," also known as "the most annoying kids in the school." Gloucester high is a pathetic excuse for a school and I feel sorry for anybody who attends it or has.
Bob: hey what school did you go to?
Ashley: oh I go to Gloucester High
Bob: Wow. That's a shame. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Ashley: oh I go to Gloucester High
Bob: Wow. That's a shame. I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
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Dealer: Gloucester
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Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
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