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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
mugGet the Glorified Goochmug.

Glorified Cunt Fuck

Can be a person or thing that is fucking up what you have going. Someone or something that won’t cooperate.
Troy yelled out “you Glorified Cunt Fuck” as he busted his knuckles when the wrench slipped off the bolt.
by Strikermafia December 4, 2024
mugGet the Glorified Cunt Fuckmug.

glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.
by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021
mugGet the glorified maidmug.

glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.
Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.
by Silent_t January 26, 2019
mugGet the glorified blemmug.

Glorified Seaman

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.
by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019
mugGet the Glorified Seamanmug.

Glorify

To feel pleasure by using your hand.
by 69saltybae January 27, 2018
mugGet the Glorifymug.

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