Glorify

To feel pleasure by using your hand.

I just glorify this morning!!

by 69saltybae January 27, 2018

Glorifying the Entrepreneur

Term used to describe a submissive sexual act performed by an individual who identifies as Proud Boy on an alpha male.

"Hey John, what were you doing in that public urinal for 3 hours last night?", "I was glorifying the Entrepreneur, can you pass me a wet wipe?".

by OwenMoney December 21, 2020

glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021

Glorified cockroach

A term for a person who believes that they have no obligation to help anyone in need.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.

He's just a glorified cockroach.

by Judge dredd7 March 11, 2012

glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.

Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.

by Silent_t January 26, 2019

Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory

The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.

by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022

glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.

You are nothing but a glorified maid.

by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021