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Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.
"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."
by TheHotPop May 3, 2007
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gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.
Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..
by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007
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Goomers

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
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Cum-glomerate

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.
After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.
by Stevie Y November 15, 2004
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Child groomer

Person 1: Were have you been?
Person 2: i Kissed a child groomer
Person 1: oh zoe laverne?
by Zaddyanon December 14, 2020
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Gloober

That gloober got me faced.
by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020
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A groomer grooming

A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.

Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
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