Globetrotting

When you finger a girl and you pick her up and then spin her on your fingers like a basketball.

Dude, last night I was Globetrotting her so fast she couldn't walk straight afterwards.

by GarGarBear June 10, 2011

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Lobetard

A stupid person who has a big lobe, is a libtard and you don't agree with.

Person 1- Did you just say that there is no such thing as an objective truth?
Person 2- Shut up lobetard.

by A-ZSPEC September 12, 2019

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GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

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Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017

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(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014