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happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
by The Chort June 11, 2004
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Gilmore Girls

A dramedy on the WB about a mother and daughter who are bestfriends.

Lorelai had Rory when she was 16, she moved away from her parents and raised her all by herself until Rory got accepted to a prestigous prep school and had to ask her parents for the tution money. They made a deal that both her and Rory would attentd Friday night Dinner in exchange for the tution money.

This show has a quick pace and you gotta listen carefully or you'll miss about 27 pop culture references made in each conversation Lorelai & Rory have.
LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like my table don't you?
JOEY: I was just, uh --
LORELAI: Getting to know my daughter.
JOEY: Your --
RORY: Are you my new daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
LORELAI: That's possibly very sweet of you Joey. Thanks.
JOEY: So...daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
LORELAI: She's sixteen.
JOEY: Bye.
by Rory&Logan=Hot November 9, 2004
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Gillooly

To kneecap someone, as Jeff Gillooly and Tanya Harding conspired to do to Nancy Kerrigan. Particularly appropriate in a competitive context.
"This guy totally took my spot on that sports team."
"You want I should Gillooly him?"
by thismonkey July 21, 2009
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Gillotts

Gillotts is in Henley-On-Thames so you may think; "oh thats posh" pahaha.. that's the funniest thing i have heard ever! Its a hole with heating that often fails in the midst of winter which leaves its pupils freezing cold, in this instance we wear home jumpers and our deputy, takes them away from us when its snowing?!?! what an idiot! about 99% of the year 8 pupils have gone further than 2nd base, and by year 10 its a sin not to have had sex yet and are rejected by your peers if not and are considered a "pussy". our rules are ridiculous enough that you could use them to run the country, skirt long, trousers up, blue or black biro, 2 rulers? why would you ever need 2 rulers? < if you fail to meet these requirements then you are issued with a two hour after school detention; if you fail to attend this it turns into a temporary exclusion, for not having an extra ruler - ridiculous!
everyone smokes at "the tree" and people are constantly offered a "zoot" or a "toke" once in a while, "50p for a fag!"

all in all - i can honestly say that this school's facilities are crap, rules are crap, teachers are horrible, and the people in it are "different" to say the least!
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Gillotts
by maemaw1 December 7, 2011
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Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago
Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College
by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023
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Gilboogle

One Word Description of walking Enyclopedia Mike Gilbert. He has a uncanny skill to quote many facts off the top of his head. He will often be heard exclaiming "I'll Google It!" if his current knowledge lets him down.
That Mike sure likes to Gilboogle many facts daily.
by laxboss55 February 24, 2010
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Lorelai Gilmore

The reason for my existence...Oy with the poodles already..
by urm0misindeedhot April 5, 2022
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