Gillo 

the best of the fucking world. My boy always hooks everyone up with his crib and is the only one in the group that has a fucking ounce of intelligence. Whilst others are studying this n***a here is texting up chicks and watching netflix with ur girl so watch the fuck out for him

Oh yeh Gillo, he’s a fucking legend and the best of the boys

Gillo by someone not named Gillo November 21, 2021

Gillo 

A Gillo is an extremely incompetent and moronic IT Support technician.

Every tech support team has at least one Gillo working there. They can differ in their characteristics

*A tendency to over exaggerate their job title, then spell it incorrectly on the global directory.

*Insistence that whenever that update/upgrade/downtime happens, they knew about it weeks ago, but didn't tell anyone because they're "only "helpdesk and I'm 1st Line/2nd Line".

*The ability to almost fully disappear up the nearest manager's arse.

*Severe incapability to string together a verbal or written sentence.

*General technical incompetence, with a tendency to leave PC's in a worse state than when he started on them.

*Often utters "Gilloisms", which is like a form of IT Tourettes consisting of random and inaccurate snippets of information.

*Questionable personal hygine at best.

"You fucking Gillo, you really messed up this PC"

Gillo by Gillo April 19, 2005

Gillo 

A crybaby, clout chaser, and an opp all in one.

"OMG China you're such a Gillo!!!"

Gillo by Http.Chinaaa May 17, 2018

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

Gill 

Gill is a very popular last name for Sikh Punjabi's. Gill's generally don't waste time. They are very blunt and smart people, and move on very fast. They are very gorgeous people too in personality. Not all Gill's are jatt as many jatt people in India. Gill Jatts are very independent people.

Mister Gill will complete it if you ask him to complete it, if you didn't ask him to complete this he will not complete it.

Gill by GEO8234 March 19, 2023

Gillovny 

The term used when associating David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson together. Sort of like the way "Brangelina" is.

"Man did you hear about Gillovny going into the bathroom together?"

"Gillovny looked extra comfortable at the premiere!"

Gillovny by Nikki Andrews January 24, 2009

gallows humor 

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007