Giglamesh

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!

Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.

by Kate Rutherford January 28, 2012

Gelato Genitalia

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.

I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

by LangeTheThird June 18, 2014

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

by onetime October 4, 2003

gelangweilt

gelangweilt means bored in german

ich bin gelangweilt (I am bored)

by Blargg June 12, 2005

gelatinous

Referring to an item composed of gelatin or gelatin-like material. See StrongBad email 84.

Some people are being devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

by Steve January 12, 2005

gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

Gelalelope

A mammal with the general size and shape of a Hippopotamus, but with an unassuming, unamused expression on its face. The Gelalelope also has large wings resembling that of an eagle's, only they serve as balance organs more than anything. The Gelalelope is far too heavy to fly.

I saw a hippo on my last safari; only it wasn't a hippo. It was a Gelalelope.

by Hunter of G-lopes February 27, 2009