Gympocalypse: Gym + apocalypse= gympocalypse...When one realizes that he better get off his AZZ after he looked in the mirror after the holidays and fainted in disgust....
....AL: Dude WTF!! You need a gympocalypse!! Did you swallow the TV? Buddy Greg...Naw, just been hanging out at the Olive Bar with the BOYZ!
by Mr.FD February 9, 2010
Get the Gympocalypse mug.A large rural town situated about 2 hours north of Brisbane. Usually gets ridiculed with names like hell hole and apparently people with two heads come from there. Grow up you immature 'adults,' Gympie save Queenslands ass so be appreciative and patriotic about your country.
Dude 1: "Man here comes those two headed freaks from hell town"
Dude 2: "Wtf is wrong with you man? They're from Gympie and are actually pretty decent people, so stop stereotyping an entire town"
Dude 2: "Wtf is wrong with you man? They're from Gympie and are actually pretty decent people, so stop stereotyping an entire town"
by I'm on a boat 1243 February 27, 2010
Get the Gympie mug.Someone who goes to the gym too much. Usually this person has developed intense shoulder and neck muscles, making them look and walk like an ape or monkey. See also: gympanzee...
Clay: Yo did you just see that gymp over there.
Alan: Yeah, he's always here.
Clay: Uh oh, looks like he's walking over to that girl you've been trying to get with...
Alan: Dude, she's not into monkeys...
Alan: Yeah, he's always here.
Clay: Uh oh, looks like he's walking over to that girl you've been trying to get with...
Alan: Dude, she's not into monkeys...
by evo star July 4, 2011
Get the gymp mug.A nickname for someone who is retarded, handicapped, or something that is so lame that you feel jipped/cheated/pwned.
1. You see that spicy tuna sushi? That really boring, not-yummy, lame sushi with just rice and a little slab of tuna? The roll that the sushi tomo people gave us for free and then charged us for? It is so gempi.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
by Master Gemp November 30, 2011
Get the Gempi mug.Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time
Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016
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