Gernot

a rich, smart, couch potato.

"Stop being such a Gernot, get off your ass and clean the dishes"

by tzibs March 15, 2007

gernos

A species with big chins that some see as cute. They are very similar except for the fact that they have much bigger chins, are much funnier but are slightly dumber.
Plural: gernoss (prounanced the same)

I made friends with a gernos today, he made me laugh a lot.

by Ravio99 November 27, 2017

Gerned

Getting absolutely fucked up and throwing up everywhere

Hey I heard you got absolutely gerned lastnight.

by The meth head chow February 22, 2022

Graceland Gerni

You invite a girl around to your place. You put on some Elvis music. Take off her clothes and get her on all fours. Take a huge dump on her back then before it dries, power piss that shit off like a “gerni” high pressure cleaner

I shit on my girls back and had to power piss it off it off like a gerni to get her clean. We were listening to some Elvis tunes at the time hence the “Graceland gerni”

by Westside warrior April 19, 2018

gernarled-dog

a hot dog where the toppings are put on before the sausage. Invented back in 97’ by Purplebh

person 1: “I was just goofing around at 7Elevern and i think i did something 😳”
person 2: “Pretty sure that’s a gernarled-dog that was invented in 97 by purplebh”

by Andalyn October 16, 2021

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"

-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.

by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007