gerbisexual

One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.

After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.

by Gerbil Sex Pig March 27, 2015

gernis

A super cool ownage guy who is better than everyone else.

he's a gernis, I really wana be like him

by gernis October 9, 2008

Gergis

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

by Butch March 31, 2003

gergis

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.
Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

by tineekwa April 4, 2003

Gedison

A group of nomads who roam the Earth searching for Fountain of Youth. All the while fighting effects of their split personality disorder. Their culture begins in the 1700's where the first Gedison, Zekiel Gedison, found out information pertaining to the Fountain of Youth. Their split personailty manifested when Zekiel Gedison was born. While in his mother womb Zekiel ate his twin Jebediah inheriting Jedediah's personality along with it. The split personality is a manifestation of Jebediah trying to over take Zekiel and become owner of the host. The Gedison's are hard to find and often prefer to remain in hiding and be left alone. In the rare occasion where a Gedison is found they often pretend to know nothing of the Fountain of Youth and usually disappear after a few days of the initial confrontation. The Gedison's provide valuable insight to immortality and the sacrifices made to achieve/keep it's secret.

The Gedison's are a dying race.

by redlovely September 4, 2010

Germish

A mental illness where individuals suffering from it are prone to erratic behavior and thoughts.

Symptoms include: saying bizarre shit, talking to yourself in public, eating whole boxes of Oreos, and/or traveling around the greater metropolitan area seeking the best black and white cookie. Note: this list is NOT inclusive of all the symptoms of Germish but includes symptoms that have been empirically identified by professionals and reviews by their peers.

While the causes are still unknown, there is some research identifying that there is connection between this illness and being Bulgarian.

Treatment: wrapping oneself in Saran Wrap for extended periods of times.

If you believe you or a loved is suffering from this illness please contact a mental health professional immediately

"Yo dude I can't believe Narrissa just bought exlax and three boxes of Oreos."

"Yeah man, I think she has Germish."

"Oh shit get that bitch some industrial Saran Wrap!"

by Theo Chalmers Prechilas January 14, 2017

gergis

1) A 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.
2)Shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up Special K cereal.

1)I hate going over your house 'cause your mom is a mean old gergis.
2)One time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.

by Special Kiddy April 1, 2003