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Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017
Related Words
gernise • gerni • genis • Gergis • germish • Garnish • Genisis • Gernig • genise • gerrish

Genis Sage 

The other-main character and best friend of Lloyd Irving from Tales of Symphonia. He uses a kendama as a weapon, which is like the most awesomest thing a person can do. It's a frikken toy, and he casts spells with it.
Him and his sister Raine are actually half elves, but you don't know that until a while into the game.
And he's short.
"Ya see that short, white kid with the huge gray hair and the kendama?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's Genis Sage. And he's awesomer than you."
Genis Sage by Mr. Awesome-er April 19, 2009

Germission 

The consent, signal or go ahead to transfer your germs to another person.
I'm going to need everyone's parents to sign and turn in germission slips by Tuesday.
Germission by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020
A Penis that grows on a farm
I only eat natural grenis
Grenis by Grenisthewenis January 13, 2016
someone who hates a certain genre of music to the point of putting down the music or anyone listening to it.
"wtf, you idiot, turn off that rap. you cant spell crap without rap" "shut up you Genrist, ima snuff you!"

"Jimmy, turn off that screaming devils music!" "mom, your such a Genrist, its the devil wears prada, they massacre the devil with their holy rage!"

gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.
I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.
gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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