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gaytarded

When something is gay and retarded at the same time.
Brian: OMFG! That was the most gaytarded headshot in the world!

Justin: No, you just suck you noob.
by NightDante666 May 25, 2005
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geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.
1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...
by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004
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Gearmarked donation

The act of intentionally packing older electronics for a trip to the developing world in the hopes that said electronics will be stolen, forcing the traveller to replace (and therefore upgrade) said gadgets upon his return.
I might get robbed in Nairobi... it would be a shame if my second-generation Nano got lifted and I would be forced to replace with something way sweeter. I'll make that my gearmarked donation.
by Thirsty Mind June 20, 2011
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Heartarded

1.A couple that is painfully sweet to each other in public or

2.An overbearing emotional response in a sappy manner.
"Those two lovebirds are being completely heartarded."

When my boyfriend proposed, I became heartarded and couldn't speak for 5 minutes.
by Danger Mansavage November 8, 2011
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Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
by fjgsteff November 12, 2019
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Gaytarded

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Geltarded

A state in which one is gay, smelly and retarded.
My daughter was being smelly, gay and retarded, so I told her she was geltarded.
by ElDouchoLoco December 6, 2025
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