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guarantee

A word that we commonly use that is one of the hardest words out of the dictionary to spell correctly. Most people just use spell check to fix it, but without it spelling this word right is frustrating. A straight pain in the ass.
BEFORE: Therefore I gaurentee that the facts support my thesis.

F**K I never spell this word right, thank God for spell check.

After: Therefore I guarantee that the facts support my thesis.

Ah, there we go maybe I'll spell it right next time.
by BJCHRIS69 July 3, 2011
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Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.
Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."
by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017
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Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
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French Guarantee

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.
(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.
by coocookuhchoo October 6, 2008
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Guaranteed Ass

The poor girlfriend in a falty relationship who is actually a more involved booty call rather than a true girlfriend. The guy gets involved in the relationship so that when he is with her he has a more guarenteed chance to have sex. He will shower her with gifts, sweet talk her on the phone, and celebrate random anniversaries. This is also the boyfriend who will not put his relationship on a social networking site and makes up some excuse when his real reason is he could tell a random girl that he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is most common in college. As mentioned before he feels that this is perfect for the random breaks, he knows that he will have sex when he is home.
Jill is just some guaranteed ass, I take her out for her birthday, get her some flowers than I get sex whenever I want.
by Amy H January 6, 2008
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gaurang

one who fancies brazilian food almost as much as he or she fancies taco bell. often found vegetating in toms river on fried chicken, although some may mistaken him or her for a vegetarian.
Ay Gaurang, Shaq joyes?

Ay Gaurang, pani apo.

Where's Gaurang? Throwing zzz's at the ceiling.
by definitely not kris October 9, 2008
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