Gasper

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Gasper Treatment

The process of being "OWNED" by many entities

Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.

by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005

Gaspionage

Performing the act of passing gas in crowded areas and not being found guilty.

I was in a fully packed elevator yesterday and got away with gaspionage. I looked just as disgusted as the 3 midgets standing right behind me. Noone had a clue. I wish I could get the video and post it on my Flog.

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009

gashooshlank

The male member. As used by popular sex "vice" blooger
"Svutlana" from "Svutlandia"---larger then life advocate for
"make happy happy"...

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by RanDuck July 26, 2011

Gaspard

Gaspard is a super charismatic guy, all the females want his cock.

I want to suck Gaspard’s dick

by Albert7383 November 22, 2021

Gasparini

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.

"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"

by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023

Gaspar

Gaspar is crazy and obsessed with computers. He’s very private until you get to know him and he’ll open up to you eventually. Gaspar has a lot of energy and isn’t shy to prove a point. He is trusting and a real jokester

Gaspar stop snorting eggnog

by Taco shrimp June 22, 2018