Armageddon garden

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.

Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).

by Hofesh November 14, 2011

gannet

A person who is always hungry; therefore, one who will eat (almost) anything.

Those gannets have eaten all the biscuits!

by WhiteTrashMan November 26, 2004

Ganesh

Ganesh is a very decent boy

He never hurt any one.he is only person in the world

Ganesh

by Decent boy March 23, 2021

Van garber

Van garber is the best ‘van’ driver in the world n hope tha u get picked up by him u are now classed as a legend

Person 1: is tha ur dad

Liam : ye

Person 1: what’s his name

Liam : ‘van’
Person 1 : fucking legend

“The person ‘Van garber’ Is defined as a legend and is known world wide”

by The fella April 7, 2019

Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Garnet

Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.

Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.

by VolatileLemons August 4, 2018

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004