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This man is a sensitive sex GOD that will ruin your life, but you will have a good time at the end of the day. Give him some food and he will love you forever.
Garneel is daddy.
Garneel by Garfield245 November 23, 2021
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Is a quite person when he is in a new place, but once yu get him started theres no stopping him from being the funniest, coolest man in 'yo life, A cool ass dude.

Is very lucky in life.
When we first met Garnell I didn't pay much attention to him but oncewe got to know each other, EVERY one was paying Attention to him.
garnell by Casperboii2 January 20, 2009
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Gurneel is a great human being, that is a literal GOD at math, He si so good at math that he teaches teachers, he also is a good guy and everyone likes him
Im so ggod at math, im almost like Gurneel!

Garneele 

A Garneele is a nice bitch with some dumb humor.

Always sending lip sync videos and telling you that she wants to die.

Everyone needs a Garneele in her life bc she’s fucking awesome and her memes are the bestest
hahahaha you want to die again?

you’re such a funny Garneele
Garneele by li1lyvb February 19, 2019
to grasp tightly, or to cradle
GARNEL THE FREAKING BABY SUSAN
Garnel by garnellingfamo July 1, 2016

Garnelaf 

Loving, compationate person. Pronounced Garn-eh-laf

Can be shortened to 'Garne'
Me: I'm so sad.
Fred: There There, *pets*
Me: Oh, you're such a garnelaf! *hugs*
Garnelaf by Ashley Collins April 5, 2008
When you feel womp womp-esque and remember it’s ok to not be alright. Sometimes you just need to cry in the shower to lawnmower by lemon demon and that’s alright. This is the NY state of mind of being a silly little guy but taking the silly to an extreme, and being okay with that.
“Man im so Garfeel rn.” “Dam. Real.”
Garfeel by Gimmel4 May 9, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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