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Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
Goosing by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022
a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger
"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it
Goosing by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024
John: Yo bro i cummed once today it felt so good.

Mark: I’ve been Goosing today. I had to do it multiple times.
Goosing by bbb00 April 12, 2024
I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.
I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
When you're experiencing immense pleasure to the point where the sounds you make resemble that of a goose/duck
"Sorry I'm late I was goosing all night long"
Goosing by Nasal-kun December 14, 2025