When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose
by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 19, 2019
To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
by Zero Degrees July 14, 2014
The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015
by Ashibads August 19, 2019
Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.
by ricky diamond February 02, 2017
Geese are strange, mysterious animals with white fluffy feathers and orange beaks. The make wierd and annoying sounds that make people run away. Geese are also the best animals in the world and come under the definition of “slayer”. Geese always slay and their sexy honk make them slay even more.
by S L A Y E R November 22, 2019